Size guide

Hoodie — Cruiser 2.0 · Relaxed medium fit

cm inches

cm	XXS	XS	S	M	L	XL	XXL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Chest circumference	102	106	110	118	124	130	138	146	156	166
Body length	64	67	71	74	76	78	80	82	84	85
Sleeve length	58.5	60.5	64.5	66.5	68.5	69	69.5	69.5	69.5	69.5

in	XXS	XS	S	M	L	XL	XXL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Chest circumference	40.2	41.7	43.3	46.5	48.8	51.2	54.3	57.5	61.4	65.4
Body length	25.2	26.4	28.0	29.1	29.9	30.7	31.5	32.3	33.1	33.5
Sleeve length	23.0	23.8	25.4	26.2	27.0	27.2	27.4	27.4	27.4	27.4

Garment measurements, laid flat. Chest = full circumference (half chest x 2). Body length is measured from the highest point of the shoulder (HPS) straight down. Sleeve length from the shoulder seam to the cuff. Compare with a garment you already own that fits well.

A stark reminder forged from the archives of raw reality. The BEWARE OF THE CHAIR HOODIE carries our signature heavyweight construction, stamped with a deep black tactile print that captures tension, defiance, and unyielding presence.

Documenting the quiet moments before the storm, this piece serves as a witness to resilience on the pavement. Cut in an adaptable unisex silhouette built to withstand standard wear and brutal elements alike.